And if you have enough sense to drink water before heading to bed, you'd have enough sense to TAKE a glass of water to bed with you.

You've been there at 4:30AM, you mouth's drier than Hillary Clinton's fancy pants...that's when you'd wish you'd brought a glass of water with ya.

Of course, if you're (smart) drinking an atomic, then you'd have your water WITH your alcohol and you're already ahead of the game.

Atomic: (From www.atomictonic.com)

Vodka

Seltzer water

lime juice

Ice

good times...

Also, thanks to Atomic's plug, this little page hit a personal record high in visits yesterday. How about that - more than 5 people reads this.

Alright. No matter what you do this weekend always remember...

There is NO SEX in the champagne room.

none.